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shebbyspam: societys-bell-curve: Solution to no.1: “Everybody...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:20 -0700

societys-bell-curve:

Solution to no.1: “Everybody get the fuck out of my way!”

Solution to no.2: Remember to call 911 either before or after you shoot the stranger.

Solution to no.3: Stab them first, probably more than once just for good measure.

Is that all you got?

Response to Solution to no. 1: An introvert won’t yell into a crowded room.

Response to Solution to no. 2: What introvert is going to want to use a phone? Or interact/shoot the stranger?

Response to Solution to no. 3: Why.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:16 -0700

thefrogman: Evolution[imgur] [h/t: togifs]

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:15 -0700

thefrogman:

Evolution
[imgur] [h/t: togifs]

fuckyesdeadpool: Deadpool #10

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:10 -0700

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

Just a reminder

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:08 -0700

goingloco:

combobreakercomix:

bogleech:

Pyramid head is not a guy in a helmet. That is his head. It does not come off and there is no misunderstood animu bishie underneath and sure as hell no “Homecoming” characters underneath.

Love him the way he is!

I beg to differ.

Another riddle solved. Thanks.

cookingpeach: rendigo: catbountry: weeaboo-chan: ok so i...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:06 -0700

cookingpeach:

rendigo:

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

ive been staring at them for like 5 minutes and i still dont understand

Duplo cows have become real cows!

radhauswife: This is amazing.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:03 -0700

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

jabbersduty: Black Vulcan voice IN MAH PANTS

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:13:01 -0700

jabbersduty:

*Black Vulcan voice* IN MAH PANTS

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:07:06 -0700

triple-torch: arsenickittenip: Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:07:04 -0700

triple-torch:

arsenickittenip:

Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!

“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”

In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience

Source: [x]

Et hem…

devisamarama:

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:07:01 -0700

devisamarama:

ybee: welcome to my blog

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:56 -0700

ybee:

welcome to my blog

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:52 -0700

egg-rolls: omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:50 -0700

egg-rolls:

omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website

aspidelaps: mooglemisbehaving: tyndall-blue: riskycuriosity: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:48 -0700

aspidelaps:

mooglemisbehaving:

tyndall-blue:

riskycuriosity:

artemisiumabsinthia:

Josephine Baker, later known as ‘Bronze Venus’, ‘Black Pearl’ and ‘Créole Goddess’ was born in America in 1906 and later moved to France to become a singer, dancer, and actress. She was the first African-American woman to star in a major motion picture, and became famous worldwide.

Though she grew up as a maid in wealthy white households she eventually became an exotic dancer in France, famously appearing in next to no clothing, and became a French citizen in 1937.

Ernest Hemingway referred to Baker as ‘the most sensational woman anyone ever saw’ and she received approximately 1500 marriage proposals in her life time. She became a muse for Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Pablo Picasso, and Christian Dior. She had a variety of exotic pets including a cheetah named Chiquita, a chimpanzee named Ethel, a pig named Albert, a snake named Kiki, a goat, a parrot, parakeets, fish, three cats, and seven dogs.

When WWII broke out, Baker became a volunteer spy for France, and assisted the French Resistance by smuggling messages written in invisible ink on sheet music. She made great efforts to aid those in danger of enemy attack, sent Christmas presents to French soldiers, and smuggled information she gathered in Spain back to France by pinning notes containing the information on the inside of her underwear. She was awarded the Medal of Resistance with Rosette and later named a Chevalier of the Legion of Honour.

Baker also aided many civil rights movements by refusing to perform to segregated audiences and storming out of a club in Manhattan with actress Grace Kelly after she was refused service. She worked with the NAACP and spoke at a Washington march alongside Martin Luther King Jr. as the only official female speaker. Baker was actually asked by Martin Luther King Jr.’s widow to take his place as leader of the American Civil Rights Movement, but Baker declined on the grounds her twelve adopted children ‘were too young to lose their mother’.

Baker died in 1975, four days after her final show, attended by such names as Mick Jagger, Shirley Bassey, and Liza Minnelli.

Oh and she was queer and had a relationship with Frida Kahlo. All around badass.

I’d like a movie about her life too, please.

it has been awhile get this awesome lady back on my dash

aesir-blade: majortvjunkie: strawberries and white chocolate!...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:43 -0700

aesir-blade:

majortvjunkie:

strawberries and white chocolate! yummmm!!!!

iM PRETTY SURE THIS ISN’T WHITE CHOCOLATE

probabilityanus: raposabee: cynically-colorblind: raposaboo: cynically-colorblind: I believe...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:41 -0700

probabilityanus:

raposabee:

cynically-colorblind:

raposaboo:

cynically-colorblind:

I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.

teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology

I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.

I… what?

left-my-heart-in-med-lab-3: Arting for yourself Trying to art for someone else

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:39 -0700

left-my-heart-in-med-lab-3:

Arting for yourself

Trying to art for someone else

thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:36 -0700

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

whimsicalspecks: akitron: buttlarious: tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr #I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:34 -0700

whimsicalspecks:

akitron:

buttlarious:

tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr

#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr