shebbyspam:

societys-bell-curve:

Solution to no.1: “Everybody get the fuck out of my way!”

Solution to no.2: Remember to call 911 either before or after you shoot the stranger.

Solution to no.3: Stab them first, probably more than once just for good measure.

Is that all you got?

Response to Solution to no. 1: An introvert won’t yell into a crowded room.

Response to Solution to no. 2: What introvert is going to want to use a phone? Or interact/shoot the stranger?

Response to Solution to no. 3: Why.

(Source: coolmkv)

thefrogman:

Evolution
[imgur] [h/t: togifs]

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

Just a reminder

goingloco:

combobreakercomix:

bogleech:

Pyramid head is not a guy in a helmet. That is his head. It does not come off and there is no misunderstood animu bishie underneath and sure as hell no “Homecoming” characters underneath.

Love him the way he is!

I beg to differ.

Another riddle solved. Thanks.

cookingpeach:

rendigo:

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

ive been staring at them for like 5 minutes and i still dont understand

Duplo cows have become real cows!

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

(Source: vongruby)

jabbersduty:

*Black Vulcan voice* IN MAH PANTS

(Source: djleemusic)

triple-torch:

arsenickittenip:

Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!

“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”

In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience

Source: [x]

Et hem…